When a buddy gets home from Vegas, you naturally want to know how things went. Sure, there is all that "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas" line, but that is more or less for men looking for an open-ended excuse to not tell their wives or girlfriends what went down. After all, if it appears in a marketing campaign, it has to be true. So when you do ask your buddy how things went and they bring up an escort service, naturally your eyes are going to bulge and you'll ask them how it was?

And of course, your buddy is going to say nothing will ever compare to it and that it changed his life or something of that matter. Well, sure, it might have changed his life, but do you ever wonder what the escorts on the opposite side of the spectrum think? As GFE escorts, you better believe we talk about the guys. Sure, most guys start to just kind of blur into other guys. We see so many over the course of a year that it is almost like one long, extended date. And no, before you even think about asking, we don't fuck every one. Not even close. Our bedroom numbers are as secret as anyone else's.

But wouldn't you like to know what us girls think? What we talk about and what all gets us going? Well, welcome to a little something we like to call "escort confessions." Kind of like that Back Seat Confessions show, just much more fun...and sometimes traumatizing. 

No, Doing the Deed is Not Always in the Cards

Just because you can pick up the phone and book us for an evening doesn't instantly mean that we are going to sleep with you. We aren't prostitutes. We like to be wined and dined, just like the next girl. So, for anyone who thinks this is even a possibility, they need to prove to use that they are worth it. Now, that isn't to say GFE escorts aren't down to have a little fun, and yes, money does talk and everything can be bought for a price (if you don't think your beautiful, longtime girlfriend or newly-wed wife wouldn't suck the neighbor's cock for 10 grand, you're lying to yourself).

But here's the deal. As soon as we see our date for the night, we already have an idea if we're going to let him come anywhere near us, how much it might cost him and what needs to happen for us to go all the way. Some guys it is a pleasure to bang. If I got into the back of the limo and I realized I was sitting next to Tom Cruise, I don't care what anyone thinks, I'd let that guy jump up and down on my cooch, eh, um, I mean couch, all day long and I wouldn't even charge him (that much).

We are pretty damn good at reading guys, figuring out what they are worth, what they can swing and how hands on they are going to want to be. Every guy is going to be different, but then again, every girl is going to be different. Sometimes a guy might catch one of us on a great night and we are just ready to have all the sexy fun in the world. 

Size Sure as Shit Matters

You know how you like to brag to your buddies about the size of the tits on the last girl you fucked? Yeah, well guess what, we do the same. And you know what else? The size of your cock is so much more important in how you rate in bed than tits. Yeah yeah, I know, "it's not the size of the boat but the motion of the ocean", but just know that we are going to share stories with our other girl friends. It is alright though, because we know that our dates are going to share stories with their buddies back home. So it pretty much is fair game all the way around. And yes, if a guy is super hung beyond the point of the horse cabby down the street, the girls we love to dish with will hear about it. 

Truth be told, what you hear confidentially from escorts might just be some of the most incredible stories you ever hear. Now, we'll never reveal names or anything like that. Like magicians, we don't give up our trade secrets. But what we can tell is far better and much more entertaining. So pull up a chair, for I have a tale to tell and you are going to love it.